Alas, poor Habeas Corpus!

Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:47:12 +0100

This news just in from ZeFrank:

Yesterday Mr Habeas Corpus was found dead in his Washington apartment having been stabbed 65 times in the back. Mr Corpus leaves behind Mrs. Corpus and 300 million children.

A grinning President Shrub commented that he was bound to go sooner or later and that he was anyway "Uppity and old fashioned."

D.C. detectives are rounding up the usual suspects.

Curiouser and Curiouser! on fascism

Alas, poor Habeas Corpus!