Emo Phillips

For fans of comedian Emo Phillips here are some of his short pieces.  A couple of my favourites:

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks. -- Emo Phillips

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson. -- Emo Phillips

27/11/2002 11:24 by Matt Mower | Permalink | comments:
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